Your spot-on horoscope for work, money, couples & singles from the Thai News Room’s famously accurate fortune teller. Let’s see how will you fare this week & beyond!
Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⛹) Try to make the most of this weekend as many tasks and obstacles will keep you busy throughout next week. During your difficult time, colleagues will show which of them are your true friends. Cry if you want to. Just don’t do it at work.
(฿) Money comes and goes. You may fall behind with your savings plan. Chinese New Year and St Valentine’s Day put you in the mood for shopping.
(♥) You may not get to celebrate St Valentine’s Day in a big way but your partner may try to be extra sweet and silly with you. This amuses and annoys you.
(⚤) People whom you match with online may turn out to be scammers. Perhaps, you should try dating the old-fashion way. Y’know, meeting and talking to people IRL.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⛹) You give a tangible form to an idea. You’re known as an accelerator in the office who can speed things up but you may need to drop everything to deal with an urgent task. Your boss may ask you to polish a half-baked job someone else left behind.
(฿) If you need to carry a lot of cash or an expensive item while going about your day, be extra careful as you may get mugged.
(♥) A very sweet date night after St Valentine’s Day is on the cards. Couples may overcome an obstacle in their relationship and grow closer as a result.
(⚤) You may meet someone this St Valentine’s weekend who is so different from you in many ways. Opposites do attract. Your parents may disapprove of them though.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⛹) You spend this weekend recharging yourself with positive energy to ready yourself for many challenges that await you. Your colleagues and you are on the same wavelength, resulting in higher productivity.
(฿) You splurge a little on CNY and St Valentine’s Day celebrations but you can afford to, without having to live on instant noodles for the rest of Feb.
(♥) If you look to spice up your sex life, a change of scenery in the form of staycation or glamping may just do the trick. Bringing up memories of when you two first met works too.
(⚤) An adorable gift for St Valentine’s Day from a friend may be on your desk. S/he isn’t ready to be romantic with you, or anyone else for that matter, though.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⛹) Freelancers, what you post online may cost you a job. We’re all entitled to private thought no matter how non-PC they are but something is better left unposted. Business owners have more hope after receiving good news.
(฿) You may have to scale down your plan to celebrate CNY and St Valentine’s Day in order to pay for something you don’t expect to.
(♥) Married couples have many romantic moments during St Valentine’s weekend. Unmarried couples may discuss their plan to tie the knot.
(⚤) You’ve already been friend-zoned by your crush so it’s futile no matter how much you try to win their heart.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⛹) You can get everything done without help from anyone. A sudden change doesn’t affect your job stability. If you’ve been relying on help from colleagues, you will be forced to be more resourceful and self-reliant.
(฿) You may go over budget on CNY and St Valentine’s Day celebrations. If you drive, be extra careful as you’re more prone to a small accident.
(♥) Your St Valentine’s Day may not go as planned but you two still enjoy each other’s company. You two find fun in and laugh at the unexpected.
(⚤) Someone you met through work may slide into your DMs. If you decide to get to know them, you may become the target of office gossip.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⛹) Let go of all the bad things that happened so far this week and try to enjoy this weekend as much as you can. Bad news awaits you come Monday but you can handle it much better than you think.
(฿) Your expense may be higher than expected but so does your income. You may secure a new source of income with the help of a friend. Business owners may receive orders from abroad.
(♥) Couples learn more about each other after a disagreement. They can’t stay mad at each other for long. A hot sexy time on St Valentine’s Day is on the cards.
(⚤) Two admirers slide into your DMs. They are eager to know if you want to be more than friends.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⛹) Everything progresses smoothly as planned. Your supervisor may praise you in front of everyone. After Feb 18, a hater will try to get you to react to their put-down. Pay the SOB/DOB no mind.
(฿) Business owners, you may unexpectedly meet a new partner whom you immediately take a liking to. A new profitable project may be born out of this.
(♥) Couples may decide to obtain a marriage licence or co-sign an important document. You two are being extra sweet and romantic with one another.
(⚤) A cousin may fix you up with an eligible single. S/he doesn’t want you to be lonely on St Valentine’s Day and hurry you to meet them.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⛹) Make sure you take your mind off work this weekend. You know you have a full plate come Monday. You tackle unforeseeable and foreseeable obstacles with no hesitation. Lessons learned in the past will greatly benefit your present.
(฿) Business owners with female customers as their targets will make more profits. If you carry several gadgets while going about your day, you may lose or drop one of them.
(♥) Someone may do detective work and find something unbecoming that you did online years ago. It is something you hope no one finds out. Your partner will give you a third-degree.
(⚤) You’re not bothered by St Valentine’s Day and are genuinely happy for the lovebirds in your inner circle. An acquaintance, who is already in a relationship, may send you flirty messages only to ask you to forget they sent you those.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⛹) An opportunity to understand the overall ecosystem of your industry may present itself. If you’ve been WFH for weeks, you may get to travel for work next week. You maintain a better work-life balance.
(฿) You’re becoming a wealth wizard, managing and keeping track of your income, expense and portfolio. You take pride in being able to provide for yourself and a few others who depend on you.
(♥) Your St Valentine’s Day plan may not go down smoothly but you two will laugh at the unexpected. Spouses divide house chores and parenting duties more fairly.
(⚤) You don’t give a hoot about St Valentine’s Day. You may reconnect with your ex who already has a new partner. S/he wonders if you’re interested in getting back together.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⛹) You have a lot of things to do but you prioritise your tasks well. Someone may abruptly quit, resulting in a heavier workload for you. You may miss a deadline too but the boss understands the situation you’re in. You’ll be less busy after Feb 18.
(฿) Investors and speculators, do a lot of research before making the next move. Greed may lead you the wrong way. Stay thrifty as you may have to pay a lot of money to repair your vehicle.
(♥) Couples get along lovingly on St Valentine’s Day. Your partner pays more attention to what you say and you can communicate your feeling to him/her better.
(⚤) A distant cousin rudely asks when you’re going to find a significant other. You’re quite taken aback at first but remind yourself that you’re happy with being single for now.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⛹) This weekend you may get rid of things that no longer spark joy as per Marie Kondo’s philosophy of tidying up. Improving a surrounding you use daily can be as refreshing as visiting a new place. An urgent task may land on your desk come Monday.
(฿) Someone close to you may ask you for a handout. It’ll be hard to say no as you feel obligated to help. Online shoppers, your order arrives but looks nothing like they are on the website.
(♥) You feel like your partner tries to understand you and empathise with you more. Don’t be too adventurous in bed or else you may pull a muscle. No, the thing you’re thinking of isn’t a muscle. Also, please get your mind out of the gutter.
(⚤) Someone may slide into your DMs this weekend. S/he sends you innocent emojis (so no eggplants) and standard chats at first but gets raunchy later in the same day.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⛹) Your workload becomes heavier after someone is moved to another department or resigns. Be ready for challenges that you’ve never done before but they will make you wiser and stronger. Things that worked in the past may not be so in the present. Every decision you made comes with pros and cons.
(฿) You manage to secure a new source of income after losing one. You may not be swimming in cash and coins like Scrooge McDuck but you’re doing well at your age.
(♥) A sweet surprise after St Valentine’s Day is on the cards. Couples put more effort and time into improving their relationship. Love someone for their reality, not their potential.
(⚤) You enjoy getting to know several people with whom you match online. However, they may all be a passing fancy. Your cousin may have someone very eligible in mind for you.